Joke/Mishap Thread - Post all your funny and shitty ideas/experiences/thoughts

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sleyk, May 26, 2016.

  1. Samir

    Samir Active Member

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    Fixed your final note for you. :D
     
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  2. Samir

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    There's actually microbes that live in not only diesel fuel, but also ethanol, so even gasoline can suffer from microbial growth. Fueling stations can actually have this as a problem if they're not careful, especially if water is getting into their tank. :eek:
     
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    I have to find my lyrics for this, but I re-did the old Sisqo (seriously he used a IT name) song call 'Thong Song':


    and re-did to be the 'Palm Song', back when that pda just came out.

    I remember my first line was something like:
    'Ooo, my Palm's so fabulous and no other PDA can handle this...' :D

    Chorus was:
    'Let me see that Paaaaaalm'
    'That Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa Palm' :D

    I had some other IT funny stuff I wrote back when I was kid. This was when Jeff Foxworthy had just gotten famous for his 'You Might be a Redneck If' series of standup and I wrote some 'You Might be a Mac User If' jokes. I remember this one:

    'If you think DOS is a foreign language...you might be a Mac user' :D

    and I think this was another one:
    'If you type by clicking your mouse on a keyboard on your screen...you might be a Mac user' :D

    There were others...I'll have to find these files...
     
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  4. Sleyk

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    Palm, pa-pa-pa-palm! :.)

    Lol! Mac users are total snobs! :p
     
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    What difference does it make? :confused:

    Screenshot from 2019-06-17 14-41-39.png
     
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    They need to figure out how many they need to tile a backsplash
     
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  7. Samir

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    Nope, they wanted to make sure there was enough room for 'water cooling': :D
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Sleyk

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    They wanna feel like they're helping :.)
     
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    Oh Lord I almost fell off my chair bro :eek:
     
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  10. Samir

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    :D Mission accomplished!
     
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    Oh man, I haven't posted to this thread in a while! I went back and re-read the whole thing and I had some good laughs.

    More people should contribute to this thread! I know there are some real funny and scary shit out there.

    This thread is for all of you.

    Thank you all for loving technology and electronics as much as I do. :D
     
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    Screenshot from 2019-11-02 15-52-02.png
     
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    Ahahahahaa!! Stupidity is real boi! That's a good one Fritz!
     
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    Hahaha, I can relate to this.
     
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    Yeah, that shit still happens! Sometimes I really want the item, and the seller thinks its a game or something and quotes me like 0.99 cents off, and I get pissed everytime. I sell on eBay too, and I get lowball offers all the time, but i usually don't get upset, I just send them back a fair offer with a small message and say something like: sorry, best i can do, or sorry, i can only clear a small margin. Usually, the buyer accepts.

    But when they do that to me over and over, I not only decline the offer, but I'm totally super vengeful. I reply with a link for an exact item with a lower price than I offered, that i just bought and tell them that they just lost a sale. Bwhaahaaahaahahaa!!! :D
     
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    I've had numerous sellers have BIN Price of say $55.95 and then we go back and forth on offers, and his offer is $60.00
    Yes, please, let me pay more than your current accepted price...

    Have also had a seller where I buy 2 or 3 units decide when I come back for the 4th they can now get 25% more, no, no you can't... I'll make sure it's not from me at-least ;) LOL
     
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    Recently bought a Cisco switch and it came with an unknown password. The listing clearly said, and the pictures showed, a console cable was included. I contacted the seller and his reply was "Maybe we made mistake, I send you one". 2 weeks went by and no console cable. I then requested a return and the seller emailed me saying he sent the cable the day after his last email and included a tracking number. Said tracking number was bogus. End result was I sent the switch back and got my money back. Had the console cable been included I could have used it to reset the password and all would have been well. Lying to me about sending the cable was the end of the story as far as I was concerned.
     
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  18. Sleyk

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    Yassss! That happens so much to me T-m! I'm like come on dude! Don't be greedy! Lol!
     
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    Yeah they think that the small details don't matter, but the seller didn't realize the whole reason you bought the thing was because you were relying on the console cable to reset it. That's the thing, sellers complain about buyers, but they often skip little details that could make a good sale a sour one.:(
     
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    It seems like a fun and boring stuff :D For me it's became a habit I don't get pissed off now. I think it 's part of this life. :D:D:D
     
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