I have tried that method, the line where it states that running that command will copy a file...well it simply doesn't.
Edit: Tried a few more times and it did, still no love, no machine is capable of booting from this USB drive
So far I have tried dd on OS X, UNetbootin and syslinux. I've even used multiple USB drives so I don't think it's an issue with the drive(I've booted my main machine from these USB drives before). The pain in the ass this has caused really makes me wish I had just gotten the more expensive version.