Amazon selling ASUS X399 with "Wife for future..."

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cliffr

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For only $97 you can get expert installation? Tell me more. My interest, is of the piqued.
 

MiniKnight

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What's the return policy?
Right on the page. It's getting creepy. :p:D

Amazon.com reserves the right to test "dead on arrival" returns and impose a customer fee equal to 15 percent of the product sales price if the customer misrepresents the condition of the product. Any returned computer that is damaged through customer misuse, is missing parts, or is in unsellable condition due to customer tampering will result in the customer being charged a higher restocking fee based on the condition of the product
 
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TangoWhiskey9

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Wait... Firmly anchored pie slot????


ASUS and AMD combine to bring realistic cherry pie slots to my desktop.

That listing is hilarious :rolleyes:
 

pricklypunter

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If I were a younger man and not already the proud owner of one, I might be tempted just buy this for the included "Wife for future VR", but I don't think my wallet could take it again :D:p
 

Tom5051

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Don't get married. Either find someone you hate and give them half of everything or stay MGTOW! Pump n dump em.