Got the one stick from
@Bert in the mail today. Thank you, works! But very tight on the Asrock board with Noctua cooler, holding clamp is in the way. Will need to cut a small dent in the CPU cooler to relieve DIMM slot sideways pressure.
Arch Linux has ndctl but lacked ipmctl, so I made a nice AUR package:
Index of /files/ipmctl/
Succeeded to update firmware with it (after waiting like
@111alan for half an hour) so I guess it works. I checked various OEMs' firmware but they are all the same fw_ekvb0_1.2.0.5446_rel.bin. Stick is from mid of 2018 but only has 5 hours of total uptime.
Also "congratulations" to Intel for ramming such a neat technology into the ground through mindless product differentiation. Now on the rummage table for 6 cents on the dollar.